Mission Statement The Gentlemen’s League of Cycling is a privately-held, not for profit, member-controlled shadow entity, with no forwarding address. Our highly secure operating environment and extralegal status guarantee our membership the pinnacle of après ride service, while our equally exclusive web-page is unmatched in ciclo-exotica. Unlike traditional cycling clubs, the Gentlemen’s League of Cycling is not available to the general public and it only offers its diverse services to an exclusive list of top operators, leading businessmen, self medicated professionals and a carefully hand selected group of wattage worshipping techno boffin athletes who follow the dedicated HTFU lifestyle as laid out in the annuls of our manifesto “Testosterone Nation: the intelligent and relentless pursuit of BILF.” These philanthropic Captains of Industry, working closely alongside world-class athletes, are redefining new standards in social cycling, fixie fashion walk-offs, a broad range of wine & beer appreciation, carnie style coffee and the occasional randonneur event. Through incredible teamwork and adventurous cutting edge media that is synonymous with the members bold omnipresent persona, our manifest destiny is available for review in an edgy, new-generation weekly post "choc a bloc" full of hidden agendas and thinly veiled goddesses. The content of this entire web-page is privileged information for the exclusive use of the membership and usually contains a ubiquitous blend of ciclo-fem-joy and BILF adulation. Any unauthorised viewing of the contents of this website in an open plan office is really, really unfortunate. If you have seen past this page by looking over someone's shoulder, return to your seat and pretend nothing has happened - the feeling will soon pass. True Gentlemen always use web-page protection and our silent sentinels are the inphallicable Louie-Cypher® code and the patented Bunns of Steel™ search and destroy system. All Gentlemen's League of Cycling members eat their breakfast at Steve's with their hands or through a straw.